Oh you smell so good... like meat!

Burger King is obviously feeling the economic crunch. Maybe they're not selling enough whoppers or maybe that giant creepy king costume is getting to people, but the fast food king is promoting a new product. It's a fragrance called Flame and it is oh-so-appetizing.

It smells like meat.

Well, it captures the scent of the love of the Whopper.

I bet that scent is meat.

I'm not really sure what kind of man would wear this flame broiled disaster, but I sure as hell don't want to meat him (I couldn't help myself).
Who wakes up and says "I know what will move me to the top of the corporate ladder! Meat cologne!"
What loser wants to smell like a typical overweight middle-of-the-country American man?
What jackass is spending $3.99 on Flame instead of the actual Whopper?

Burger King you are pathetic, but not as pathetic as those you've convinced to buy your little food fragrance.


ewww.