James Franco & the MOMA Can Suck It

I used to like James Franco, but now I think he's just a f**king tool. Just like I thought my trip to the MOMA was a waste of an hour of my life I'll never get back. The MOMA has an exhibition by some weird chick and it's the stupidest thing ever! Why can't art be art anymore?!?! Why can't people create something beautiful with oil paints or sculpt something from marble? Why?
Because they're all freaks!

James Franco At MoMA

That's not fucking art! That is some douchebag actor trying too hard with some narcissistic weirdo "artist".

"Oh look at me, I can sit in a chair and not speak... I wasn't neglected or abused as a child, I just like this kind of attention for no reason..."

You should sit in a chair and not speak more often James. Behind closed doors, with no cameras, so we will never have to see you again. And please take Abramović with you.

Go fuck yourself MOMA.

A Visit to the Dentist: The New Gateway Drug

I know I've said this is the only reason I would have kids, but this is the other reason...




Fantastic. That's all there is to it. Fan-freakin-tastic!

"Wha chu mean I no espeak a whyte?"

Some parents raise their children to reach for the stars and dream big. Some parents encourage their children to attain their full potential and tell them they can be "whatever they want to be."

This was obviously the case for this piece of work.

What the hell is wrong with this trashy-ass-drag-queen look-alike?

"It was kind of like my dream to work at the [Hawaiian Tropic Zone],"

-Morales

WHAT?!?!

You mean your dream isn't to live uneducated and in poverty, pregnant living off tax payer money? Girl yo dreams' is big!

Here's my opinion.

You didn't get the job not because you didn't sound "white" but probably because you sounded uneducated.

You didn't get the job not because you're "ghetto" but because your brown lip liner and frosted lipstick screams 1996.

You didn't get the job not because you don't look good in a bikini.... er.... well actually, that picture of you in the Daily News does scream "Bad photoshopping! Check out the jagged contour of my waist! I'm not that thin!"

So Miss Morales I'm sure there's some brains in that pretty little head of yours, put it to good use.

The Inaugural Benediction (part II)

I have the most educated readers.

Thank you!

The Inaugural Benediction

Rev. Lowery was completely inspiring in his delivery of the Inaugural Benediction

“I’m equally certain that we will continue to pray for justice to roll down as waters, and for that day when there will be peace in the valley, and for that day when every man and every woman will sit under his or her own vine and fig tree and none will be afraid, and for that day when black will not be asked to get back, brown can stick around, yellow will be mellow, the red man can get ahead, man, and white will embrace what is right! Amen!”

Amen indeed!