James Franco & the MOMA Can Suck It

I used to like James Franco, but now I think he's just a f**king tool. Just like I thought my trip to the MOMA was a waste of an hour of my life I'll never get back. The MOMA has an exhibition by some weird chick and it's the stupidest thing ever! Why can't art be art anymore?!?! Why can't people create something beautiful with oil paints or sculpt something from marble? Why?
Because they're all freaks!

James Franco At MoMA

That's not fucking art! That is some douchebag actor trying too hard with some narcissistic weirdo "artist".

"Oh look at me, I can sit in a chair and not speak... I wasn't neglected or abused as a child, I just like this kind of attention for no reason..."

You should sit in a chair and not speak more often James. Behind closed doors, with no cameras, so we will never have to see you again. And please take Abramović with you.

Go fuck yourself MOMA.

Thank You Scientology

For this horrifying yet hysterical attempt by TomKat



(video viaThe Daily Motion)

Just Call Yourselves Iranian!

WTF?

Maybe it's because I'm a New Yorker, and here, people are straight up with their nationality. Maybe it's because I can only picture the big creepy pierced guy from the movie 300, but when someone says they're Persian, I don't fucking get it. Why?

Serisously, please enlighten me.

The first time I went out to LA and someone told me they were Persian I stopped, looked around, and then realized I wasn't in the Middle East in 550 BCE

Anyway, to make matters worse (as if not tying yourself to your 'motherland' by hiding behind some cat name isn't bad enough) MTV is making the Persian Version of the Jersey Shore.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

"Persians" and Guidos are exactly the same!

They both dress like bejeweled douchedicks.

The chicks always have straight black hair that's much too long and they wear too much make-up.

They all drive Beamers and Benzs

They are all way too proud.

Here's a tip for both Persians and Guido's alike:

If you think you're so down with being Italian or Iranian, go back to the country from where your ancestors are. See what they think of you.

Vajazzling, It's Exactly What You Think It Is

My first reaction to vajazzling? WTF?

Jennifer 'Loser' Hewitt talks about vajazzling with George Lopez on his talk show, and if I wasn't violently disgusted by both of them, I would show you the clip. But I'm not going to, so you can see it here. Apparently this is what she does to cheer herself up. I'm beginning to understand maybe why she doesn't have any bling on her hand... because it goes to her vagina!

First things first. If you are waxing your vag to make it smooth, why in the hell would you then have tiny little crystals glued (yes I said glued!) onto you? I'm sure if you wait a few days after you shave and then spray the nubbins with some silvery stuff, you'd get the same-ish effect.


This chick (in the picture above) Bryce Gruber, decided that since she's had a hospital room full of people take stock of her goods while giving birth, then why not have a camera crew along for an informational documentation of vajazzling? Another lady with the bling in the wrong place...

I'm deeply interested in what a man, any man (well, maybe not a gay man, sorry boys not for this one) thinks about this....

Seriously... I'm dying to know