Showing posts with label You've Gotta Be Kidding Me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You've Gotta Be Kidding Me. Show all posts

5.07.2010

3.18.2009

GOP Party is Desperate

The Republican party is not only recruiting Elizabeth Hasselback's womb, but they are now so desperate to counteract Rush Limbaugh's disastrous remarks about hoping that President Obama "fails", they're creating a scary young following.

Like this kid, who I think isn't even a real human child, but more like a creepy new wave terminator type cyborg.




Creepy.

3.13.2009

Aha Moments, Making Me Want To Vomit

Living in NYC I see weird things, strange phenomena that baffles the mind. One of these strange (and gross) phenomena is really old moms.

You know what? Women go through menopause for a reason. Because you are not supposed to be pregnant when you're old! The grossest thing I see on a pretty regular basis is a woman in her mid or late 40's pregnant!

What?!?! What is wrong with you? Now you want a family?

Oh, ok, so you wanted a great career. Fine, that's admirable, go girl. But now you want a great career and a baby? I think you're selfish. If you live in Manhattan, have a successful career and now you're having a baby, you're probably not going to raise it anyway! You're Caribbean baby nurse/nanny will be taking care of that kid.

Seriously. A woman with gray hair and wrinkles with a protruding womb is GROSS!