June 30th, Watch the F@#K Out!

Eclipse is coming! Eclipse is coming!

Since I've been taking Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I will make certain that no little 13-year old bitch gets in front of me at the box office...



& another!!!


This will be the day my husband calls me a creepy 20-something for thinking Taylor Lautner is super hot with his shirt off. I don't care!

Curling, the Most Sexual Olympic Sport

You can't write this shit...

Jay-Z Sexy Time

Who knew Jay was so funny? And who knew it wasn't just normal people having sex on Skype!
I feel more like a celebrity...