If You Hate Your Valentine... Get Them This!

Ever wonder what to get that special Valentine that you just can't stand?

Ever wonder what to do when some one wants you to hug them, but you're disgusted by even the thought?

Have you ever wanted to tell someone, "You're just not worth actual human affection"?

Then you need the....

Yep that's an actual product...



And..... it comes with wooden roses, because this special someone only deserves fake things!