3.13.2009

Aha Moments, Making Me Want To Vomit

Living in NYC I see weird things, strange phenomena that baffles the mind. One of these strange (and gross) phenomena is really old moms.

You know what? Women go through menopause for a reason. Because you are not supposed to be pregnant when you're old! The grossest thing I see on a pretty regular basis is a woman in her mid or late 40's pregnant!

What?!?! What is wrong with you? Now you want a family?

Oh, ok, so you wanted a great career. Fine, that's admirable, go girl. But now you want a great career and a baby? I think you're selfish. If you live in Manhattan, have a successful career and now you're having a baby, you're probably not going to raise it anyway! You're Caribbean baby nurse/nanny will be taking care of that kid.

Seriously. A woman with gray hair and wrinkles with a protruding womb is GROSS!

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