Who Says Latin Women Aren't Dramatic...

How annoyingly typical

Miss USA Takes Stripper Lessons From Little Girls

The newly crowned Miss USA has (shockingly enough) pole dancing pictures...

Amazingly enough, here's where she learned her moves that won her first place in that stripper pole contest

If You Hate Your Valentine... Get Them This!

Ever wonder what to get that special Valentine that you just can't stand?

Ever wonder what to do when some one wants you to hug them, but you're disgusted by even the thought?

Have you ever wanted to tell someone, "You're just not worth actual human affection"?

Then you need the....

Yep that's an actual product...



And..... it comes with wooden roses, because this special someone only deserves fake things!

The End of The World is Near

Because as if there wasn't enough crap on television, now there are the real desperate housewives of........

wait for it.....................




wait for it..........................





New Jersey





Are you kidding me???????? As if Jersey isn't bad enough; smelling like burning tires, producing Guido Beach, and the True Life: Jersey Shore disaster.

HELLO!!! Now you're going to introduce these real-life desperate housewives to America and think peoples opinions of dirty Jerz is going to change? It's going to make it worse! I already know what these bitches are going to sound like with their trashy accents and their dire attempts to prove they are in fact 'strong east coast (probably Italian American) women'.

Know what Bravo? You can take your desperate Jersey mom's, and shove them up your ass.

The Wonderful Accomplishments of Tara Reid

“No. I’ve done it. Trust me. I’ve done enough for a lifetime of everything. I’ve had a great time. I partied. I had fun. I ate and drank whatever. I dated a million guys, but I’m so happy with where I’m at right now. I don’t need to do anything anymore.”
-Tara Reid

Just in case you feel that you do need to do more but you're not sure of what, I've complied a list:

1. Put out a good movie

2. Keep the tata's covered

3. Get a new plastic surgeon

4. Sue your old plastic surgeon

5. Put on some underwear

6. Put on a one piece bathing suit

7. STOP BEING FAMOUS!

You're welcome.