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How annoyingly typical

The Wonderful Accomplishments of Tara Reid

“No. I’ve done it. Trust me. I’ve done enough for a lifetime of everything. I’ve had a great time. I partied. I had fun. I ate and drank whatever. I dated a million guys, but I’m so happy with where I’m at right now. I don’t need to do anything anymore.”
-Tara Reid

Just in case you feel that you do need to do more but you're not sure of what, I've complied a list:

1. Put out a good movie

2. Keep the tata's covered

3. Get a new plastic surgeon

4. Sue your old plastic surgeon

5. Put on some underwear

6. Put on a one piece bathing suit

7. STOP BEING FAMOUS!

You're welcome.