Confirmed

The King of Pop is poppin' no more confirms CNN.

Michael Jackson died today due to cardiac arrest and is scheduled to appear for judgement right behind Farrah Fawcett. Something tells me they may be parting ways at the pearly gates...

Miss California FAIL

Fake tits and a fake personality will only take you so far and no one knows this better than [former] Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

Trump fired her ass, and the best part of this is she found out about her dethroning from Billy Bush on his morning talk show:

Billy Bush broke the news to Prejean on Wednesday afternoon when he called her for Access Hollywood and "The Billy Bush Show."

"We've just found out from Keith Lewis, your executive director there, that it's official, they have put out a statement and you have been fired," Bush said.

"Well, that's the first that I know about that, Billy," Prejean said.

"Really?" he continued.

"Yeah. I was just talking to my lawyer and I just got a phone call from you and I've gotten some text messages saying 'Hey, is this really true?' and I said, 'True about what?' and they said, 'That you've been fired.' And I started to laugh because everyone's been cooperating and everyone's been getting along so well," she said. "This is the first that I've heard of it. This is funny to me. I have no idea what's going on."

-Quote via Yahoo.com

My thoughts? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bitch.

Give Me... Trailer Reviews!!

Hells yes...



I retract my earlier statement about New Moon. I will be the first one in line pushing 12 year-old girls aside for my ticket.

Totally Shocking & Completely Unexpecteed News!

Adam Lambert reveals in his Rolling Stone interview that he's gay.


Did not see that one coming.

I'm Back!!!!!!

Nicky, where the fuck have you been for the past few months??

Going freakin' insane! But alas my dedicated followers I am back in action, for I have missed all the cynicism and and ridicule I place within this world.

So let me begin with....

John & Kate
Yeah I'm going there, deal with it. Hey Gosselins, guess what, it's obvious to the world that John cheated and Kate is having no part of it, so just come out and say it. John you're a douche for cheating with a 23 year old and partying at a college bar and Kate, you're too controlling for life itself so relax a little (I do have to admit I'm still on team Kate.) Little Gosselin kids; you're adorable.

Eminem
If you're attempting a comeback, you gotta reinvent yourself. This ain't 1999 anymore Em so stop sounding like that same old lame ass white boy. Slim Shady, please sit down.

'nuf said

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
I'm addicted. Thank you.

Bitches