Just last night I introduced my fiance to the store that is just as sure as FAO Schwartz to make a grown man regress to a 5-year-old.
It was glorious! The colors! The lights! The smells! The erotic candy panties!??
Uh huh. Right there next to the dulce de leche fudge and rock candy was this...
It's his and hers!
That's what she said!
(I couldn't resist)
"Eat my dick!"
ReplyDelete"No, it tastes faintly of pee, and we're already past that stage."
"How about now!"
"Is that candy?"
"Yes it is."
"Gobble, gobble, gobble."
Those panties were bought as a gag gift for the lady at her bachelorette party. No one has been hungry here..
ReplyDelete... now if they were fruit rollups on the other hand...