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Miss USA Takes Stripper Lessons From Little Girls

The newly crowned Miss USA has (shockingly enough) pole dancing pictures...

Amazingly enough, here's where she learned her moves that won her first place in that stripper pole contest

James Franco & the MOMA Can Suck It

I used to like James Franco, but now I think he's just a f**king tool. Just like I thought my trip to the MOMA was a waste of an hour of my life I'll never get back. The MOMA has an exhibition by some weird chick and it's the stupidest thing ever! Why can't art be art anymore?!?! Why can't people create something beautiful with oil paints or sculpt something from marble? Why?
Because they're all freaks!

James Franco At MoMA

That's not fucking art! That is some douchebag actor trying too hard with some narcissistic weirdo "artist".

"Oh look at me, I can sit in a chair and not speak... I wasn't neglected or abused as a child, I just like this kind of attention for no reason..."

You should sit in a chair and not speak more often James. Behind closed doors, with no cameras, so we will never have to see you again. And please take Abramović with you.

Go fuck yourself MOMA.

Thank You Scientology

For this horrifying yet hysterical attempt by TomKat



(video viaThe Daily Motion)