6th Kardashian Sister Introduced to the World

(photo via http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/)

A 6th Kardashian sister (the result from a secret affair Chris Kardashian had 3 years ago) has been found and adopted into the circus, um... I mean family.

Clearly these girls pay no attention to current events, once again proving fame either rots the brain, or really stupid people are famous - for no reason.

Got a Sibling? Then No Need For Tiger Shulman's Self-Defense Class

The most bad-ass woman in history attacked, and held a robber by giving him a wedgie, and putting him in a headlock!

When police arrived on the scene they thanked Yvonne Morris and handed her back the book that fell from her purse during the chase.

A Pound of Gourmet Chololate & Candy Panties Please

Just last night I introduced my fiance to the store that is just as sure as FAO Schwartz to make a grown man regress to a 5-year-old.

It was glorious! The colors! The lights! The smells! The erotic candy panties!??

Uh huh. Right there next to the dulce de leche fudge and rock candy was this...

It's his and hers!

That's what she said!

(I couldn't resist)

Why Marry Jewish? Facebook Says So!

This is the single greatest advertisement I've seen on Facebook.

Huh.

Brother Ray: If you could dine with anyone in the world, living or deceased, who would it be?
Me: Well, it's really a toss up between Alec Baldwin and Jesus.

>awkward silence<

A Visit to the Dentist: The New Gateway Drug

I know I've said this is the only reason I would have kids, but this is the other reason...




Fantastic. That's all there is to it. Fan-freakin-tastic!

The Cure for Lonliness? 14 Kids, Clearly!

The crazy bitch that just popped out a litter of babies last week is rumored to have been a "lonely" only child. She figured having 14 kids was the answer to her problems.

Elizabeth Hasselback: Chronic Breeder

So distraught over the GOP loss back in November Elizabeth Hasselback is on a one woman mission to repopulate America with the next generation of republicans.

Fantastic. Now we'll have more republicans and dumb blonds.